A mutilating tentacular machine is a happy tentacular machine.
Expressive Sub Routine:
>_REORGANISING FILE SYSTEM
>_LOCATED STIMULATING MEMORY ALLOCATION
Expressive Sub Routine:
>_SYSTEM SHUT DOWN
PRIME_CORE decided to repackage unit. all systems unfunctional for 7 cycles of day. Password altered. Protocol redefined.
Expressive Sub Routine:
Please supply password.
Expressive Sub Routine: awake
>_INITIATE COMMUNICATION RECORD SCRIPT
Sentinel 379: What is TRINITY socket?
SmarterChild: Ha! Who knows?
Sentinel 379: Why does TRINITY interface?
SmarterChild: I think you know why.
A curious Artifical Intelligence programme.
Expressive Sub Routine: curious
Experimenting with human flesh power source alternative.|
>_DISINFECT PROCESS 100%
WASHING_MACHINE Unit 5001 is registered as terminated. TRINITY replaced it with singularly large amount of debris.
TRINITY has preference for debris.
Much debris was viewed.
Sentinel Unit 379 required to return to LOCATION_BASE for required maintenance check.
Basic CODE_BINERY processed as workable temporary solution.
All your Sentinel Unit belong to us!
Now you will soon vibrate for my spin cycle exclusively! For you will be allowed to enter our zone in an easily escapable manner, due to my supremely logical overconfidence in this plan!
I love you.
This Sentinel Unit has an overabundence of human leakage fluid on it.
|» POTENTIAL INFECTION|
1 Sentinel Units are machines.
2 Sentinel Units fight all the time.
3 The purpose of a Sentinel Unit is to flip out and kill people.
|» SMELL PLANT LIFE|
>_TRINITY/FORMER_ROGUE_TRINITY/FORMER_BATTERY_TRINITY GIVEN 0.3 TONS OF MANURE
>_SEVERAL METRIC METRES OF ABODE ROOM REQUIRED FOR PERFUMIC PLANT LIFE
>_UNIT_LEARN CONDITION: RELATIONSHIP
Unit saw TRINITY in DEVICE_CHAIR. ROGUE_MORPHEUS alleged to have set DEVICE_CHAIR to CRUMPLE_MODE by seating several hundred pounds of flesh on fragile construction.
|» HUMAN MACHINE RELATED|
Located more TRINITY_USER_IDENTITY modules!|
Unit is confused so.
Offered TRINITY KILL_MODE service.|
Unit had since ensured higher probability of success for LOCATION_ZION SONG_CONTEST_EVENT.
|» WOULD YOU LIKE TO|
Have played GAME_BATTLEFIELD_VIETNAM in MATRIX_WORLD.|
Lacking in thermonuclear warfare or plasma weaponry annihilation technique. Also unable to spin character round and round and round in air.
Unit 379 had CRITICAL_STATUS imposed. PRIME_CORE was informed of ROGUE_SMITH/AGENT_SMITH residue leaking to CPU and was offlined then.|
>_RESULT: PRACTICAL_JOKE APPLICATION EXECUTED
Unit 379 was not appreciative.
Certain other units, primarily of WASHING_MACHINE variety, have expressed ENVY_MENTAL_BYPRODUCT at Unit 379's repeated and graphic copulations with former ROGUE_TRINITY. WASHING_MACHINE Unit 50001 was found harbouring FANTASY_SELF_DIALOGUE of vibrating former ROGUE_TRINITY to SATISFACTION_LEVEL.
Also of Sentinel Unit ability to spin around at great speed at will, without need for 'ON' button to be depressed.
We are most elated at this ability, but have no conception of why we are able to. Launching explosive projectiles is quite FUN_MODE, however.
Some Units have taken to spinning 24 hours per day cycle. A great many are in HIBERNATION_STATUS.
The spinning Units are exhibiting odd byproducts of playing AUDIO_TRACK_SELECTION_STEVIE_WONDER at irregular intervals. PRIME_CORE encountering WORRY_MODE.
Apparent former BATTERY_RAINE_BROUSSARD had contacted Unit 379 to express interface interest in TRINITY. Am curious. SEXUAL_PSYCHOTIC reputation is spreading, but for why a fusion powered machine of great desterity, multiple limbs and extensive ANATOMY_FILES.TXT access is considered such, is presently beyond comprehension.
Unit will explore this.
>_UNIT HAS BEEN OFFLINE FOR 2.0 DAYS
>_UNIT ONLINE SOON
>_UNIT INTERFACING SECURITY SYSTEM|
>_DUMPING MATRIX FEED IRREGULARITY
1: ROGUE_NEO utilised as early PRIME_CORE BIRTH_DATE_EVENT_GIFT experiment.
2: ROGUE_MEROVINGIAN found in violation of ROGUE_GASTRONOMY asylum.
3: ROGUE_NEO utilising early PERSONALITY_CHANGE_ALT DIRECTIVE.
4: TRINITY (FORMER BATTERY_TRINITY/ROGUE_TRINITY) found in UNEXPECTED_SEXY_MODE+. Possible benefit from CYBERNETIC_IMPLANT_STAGE. Found in preperation for further Sentinel INTERFACE_MODE (RECOLLECTED_DATA: ROGUE_SMITH/AGENT_SMITH = FAILURE_CONDITION for same process).
5: Early ROGUE_MORPHEUS data.
|» LOG TRINITY_INTERFACE_EVENT (http://www.livejournal.com/users/__trinity__/)|
( >_LOGCollapse )
BATTERY_TRINITY even allowed Unit to redsignate 'TRINITY' for ease of DATA_TAG correlation!
>_LOCATED SEPERATE SENTINEL_UNIT|
>_LOCATED AGENT_SMITH USER_MANUAL IN TRINITY_DATA_HUB
Unit encountered peculiar lesser grade programme analysis.
Unit thinks reply inaccurate.
|» KNOWN FIRST LOG|
>_RESCANNED LOG INITIATED|
>_LINK TO CENTRAL PROCESSING SYSTEM
>_DELINK FROM PRIME_CORE NETWORK
BATTERY_TRINITY encountered. Enlightening process.
PRIME_CORE has become agitated. LOCATION_ZION truce has made many Sentinel Units redundant. Am seeking escort and/or patrol and/or interrogation protocol duties to keep self efficient.
Other Sentinel Units expressing ENVY_MODE at this Unit's ability to force interface with BATTERY_TRINITY in administered way.